“This is Aaron Glickman. He is one of the most undervalued players in frisbee. His defect is that he’s afraid of being nude. Nobody in the pro series cares about him. This guy should cost 3 million dollars a year. We can get him for a 6 pack of cider.”

We drafted Aaron “Glick” Glickman straight out of the minor leagues in 2022, now look at him: he’s climbed the ladder all the way up to preseason leadership.

Glick is often described as the heart and soul of the D line. Glick’s from the Greater Seattle Area - he played high school ball somewhere I never remember the name of, then played college ball at Western Washington for Dirt. He has a tattoo of a cast iron skillet that matches Nolan’s, and (unlike Nolan - at the time of writing this) actually owns a cast iron skillet to back it up.

Glick is responsible for coining or popularizing several “Glickisms” now in common use, most notably “unlucky, to be honest”.

Fun facts:

• Glick once lost his glasses at MOAB when he flipped upside down from a rope into a waterfall and almost drowned. He spent the next week wearing his backup transition lens glasses which turned dark at hilarious and inappropriate times.
• Glick once built a computer model of a traffic roundabout which showed once and for all that roundabouts > stoplights.
• Glick plays as the Scoundrel class in Gloomhaven where famously he deals almost no damage to his enemies.